Fueled by Iced Coffee and Anxiety T-Shirt

Description

☕ The Gear That Gets You Going (Eventually)

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton because if you're gonna be bitter about your morning, you might as well be comfortable while you complain.

This unisex shirt has that lived-in, "I've been caffeinated for years" feel right out of the package (we won't tell if you still can't function before noon).

Heavier, quality material that runs true to size – because nothing says "coffee enthusiast" like a shirt that can withstand multiple spills and existential crises.

Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who definitely understand that "morning person" is a myth invented by the well-rested and delusional.

Washing Instructions

Washing Instructions:

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

•Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)

•Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)

•Use a gentle detergent – this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way

•First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff

•Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

1.Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.

2.Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.

3.Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

•Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.

•Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.

•If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over $85 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days — we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2–5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:

The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right — that's on us.

Here's the deal:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.

• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know.

• Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it.

• Email us at support@slothhikingclub.com — we're actual humans who respond.

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the trail without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.